He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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