You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
