normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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