That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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