We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
