Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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