the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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