Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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