Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just cropdusted the office
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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