He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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