so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
