just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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