Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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