We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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