He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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