yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
the raccoons are back...
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