I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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