exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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