What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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