Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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