That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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