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but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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