Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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