I hate your face
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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