Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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