Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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