i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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