I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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