He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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