So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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