Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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