Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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