piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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