btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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