I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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