I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I had to cum in my sink.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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