he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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