super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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