she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Randomize
