One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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