I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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