I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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