It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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