I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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