3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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