Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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