I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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