So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
