Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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