i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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