wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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