it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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