She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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