haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Never let your siblings swipe right.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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