you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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