You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize